1. Life is like riding a bike. In order to keep your balance, you have to keep moving.

2. All bikes weigh 40 lbs. A 30 lb bike has a 10 lb lock, a 20 lb bike has a 20 lb lock and a 40 lb bike doesn't need a lock.

3. Ride it like you stole it!

4. Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.

5. Drop a gear and disappear.

6. Train hard. Race easy.

7. The car runs on money and makes you fat. The bike runs on fat and saves you money.

8. Think of bicycles as rideable art that can just about save the world.

9. It never gets easier, you just go faster.

10. Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

 11. I relax by taking my bicycle apart and putting it back together again.

12. Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds.

13. Get a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.

14. Life is like riding a bicycle. You don’t fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling.

15. When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race.

16. Cycling is just like church many attend, but few understand.

17. Whoever invented the bicycle deserves the thanks of humanity.

18. Like dogs, bicycles are social catalysts that attract a superior category of people.

19. When I go biking I am mentally far far away from civilization. The world is breaking someone else’s heart.

20. Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There’s something wrong with a society that drives a car to workout in a gym.